Animals Strike Again

These daggon Christmas animals. Every year, they escape from their basement enclosure to appear suddenly in the fridge, my sock drawer, or some other random location. And, each year, they find their way into our very limited alcohol stash for some out of control Christmas animal fun. It never fails that their fun excursions go bad...like last year.

Of course, this year...they struck again.

This time, they decided that a game of beer pong would be fun.

Unfortunately, it devolved quickly and nearly became fatal as they went to fisticuffs and a knife duel. See, it appears that the Penguin has the hots for one of the Turkeys. It was suggested that since it's past Thanksgiving, that the turkeys should be sent back to their box in the basement. In a West Side Story type twist, the Penguin defended his darling Gobbles and a duel ensued.

The good news is that the Beaver passed out before any real damage could be done, so it was mostly just an evening of threatening posturing. Still...these guys are so much trouble.

Sigh.