I am an Irregular Parallelogram

I have decided that I am an Irregular Parallelogram. I am not square enough to be a square, nor am I eclectic enough to be something non-geometric, so here I sit...an irregular paralellogram which, in itself, seems to be somewhat contradictory. But I digress. I am quite secure in my paralellogram nature and feel content that Barker helped me come to the realization that I am squareish, but hardly square.